Ladies and Gents

Ladies and Shmucks, would you please listen up?
Have we got a show for you
We sing about crooks and pirate hookers
And sometimes religion too (because it's painful)

We've got a bloke who occasionally smokes
And the rest of 'em all drink brew
Me myself, I'm a whiskey guy
Les Boulettes sont prête il faut que j'aille

You may laugh, and you may sing
Some of you may even boo
But it's one and the same
We're just glad that you came
Cause this show was made for you!